Country Dictionary

idiot

You, you fucking idiot.

You must be an idiot if you had to look up "idiot."

farting around

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.

Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!

scabingdon boys

a not so affectionate term for the students of Abingdon boys' school, referring to their appearance and general character flaws, for example, uncalled-for arrogance. there are a few students at abingdon school who do not qualify as scabingdons, however.

you most probably won't want to go out with a scabingdon boy

masterbait

a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class.
ie. to use such a lure

I better win now, I've been masterbaiting all day long!!!!

bechno

a americanic word, describing those who dance to techno music.

It is often used to describe those who can do awesome arm twirly movements while they dance.

I was being a Bechno when this girl came and got in my dance.

abingdon

possibly the most boring town in britain, despite the historic buildings, since their interest has been cancelled out by the abominable "precinct" a revoltingly seventies concrete structure which smells of B.O on saturdays.

you really don't want to visit abingdon