A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
To snitch on someone. Often, to save their own ass. Comes from the old cost for a payphone call, ten cents.
"John got popped, so he dropped a dime on his supplier and they let him go."
A foul-smelling vaginal region, a stank pussy. From "hole" (vagina) and "halitosis" (bad breath)
"I ain't goin' down on no bitch with holeitosis."