Country Dictionary

The fish that people put on the back of their cars to

A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives

B) That they are members of the Republican party

C) All of the above

"Look, that guy just put a Jesus Fish on his Ford!"

"Hmm... must be Bill Frist."

Noun, A beat-nik's motto, or way of life. Things are never good or bad, beautiful or ugly - all must be dug. For instance, the Beatles - people will always dig them. On the other hand Devo, was only meant to be dug at the time.

"Man, I'm gonna go kill myself," - Random SPHS student.
"Just Dig," - Matt

One who is the definition of crunk.

"...yknow Tesoro?"
"Ya, he's the crunkness."

A term for a large woman's anus cheeks. Used by a man who is excited by the size of them.

"Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em." - Spinal Tap

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

A "Medical Senator", who is a reason to condemn the Republican party.

More of a flip flop than John Kerry, he has changed his views of stem cell research, and has become an Evangelical Chrstian - just to gain popularity.
Frist amazingly has less charisma than John Kerry.

Pathetically, this man thinks he can become the President of the United States.

See: Azrael

"Would you ever vote for Bill Frist?

"No."

noun: Big fatty arms on a relatively skinny girl. See Hilary Duff.

"Man, Hillary Duff would be hot, save for those thunder arms," - Weirdo

"Fuck no, she's nasty." - Normal person