A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.
Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet”
A middle to late aged pervy old man who loiters around old ladies offering to mow another man’s lawn.
Oi my wife has had her front garden attended to by that Pervy old mower man.
When somebody claims to have invented Lewes Fireworks night on 5th November.
My god that man is taking the Mick
Look there goes pervy Andy in his Japanese Sportscar.
A well built mature lady who isn’t exactly fussy about removing her underwear.
“Oh dear, you look traumatised mate”. “Yes, I bumped into Lindsey after 10 pints and the Slack Thong came off.
Annual celebration of the Gun Powder Plot in Lewes created by M Symes of Worthing. AKA Mr Bonfire. Fun-packed festival celebrating the Zulu tribes and the Conservative party.
I’m off Lewes to meet Mr Bonfire. Don’t be silly he lives in Worthing.