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Texas slang. Often used in Texas style jibberish.

jibberishDang ol', I tell you what, you gon' go kiss her. Ok man? You know what I'm sayin'?/jibberish

jibberishYa cow! Man you... dang ol'... stole my car! Aww man{/jibberish

to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.

Dude hold down Kip and i'll give him an assbath!

Daughter I'd like to fuck

Jenna is such a dilf.

someone really cool

Did you see TMac's dunk? He's such a yahya naqvi.

1. A persian name meaning (wang) "king".
2. A person interested in "microwave shit"
3. Son of evil
see kaffir

1. Did you know that Shahriar is a kaffir?
2. Shahriar charges 2.3c per hour

The illegal union of two homosexual women as sinners.

Also see gayriage, lesriage, and faggage.

"If the Olsen sisters were to get illegally married, it would be a twincestuous dikeage!"

A pizza restaurant featured in the most annoying song ever.

"McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut"