Country Dictionary

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Free Food Scavengers

People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.

I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.

by German Suplex+1 January 25, 2012

treuce

Your third deuce of the day.

Fuck, I gotta take a shit again! Is that your third today? It is. I'm going for the treuce. Nice.

by German Suplex+1 October 01, 2012

Tobacco Medley

The floating remnants of a massive shit that include, but not limited to, lettuce, corn, red pepper skins, or any other leafy green that are left behind after flushing once and for some reason has a tobacco smell to it. Mostly found in office bathrooms where people rush in a shit.

Big Gary must have eaten all of those free mini breakfast burritos cause he punished the office toilet and left a Tobacco Medley. He's gotta look before flushing.

by German Suplex+1 January 25, 2012