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A hollowed out dildo, featuring an auger and hand crank. Typically used for cleaning out one’s intestines prior to sexual activity.
Dude I grinded about 12lbs of shit outa ma bitch last night with my new Caca-Fakka. I needed to change the sheets before we put in that work.
A large breakfast consisting of two or more eggs and at least two sausage links, two strips of bacon, one slice of ham, home fries, toast, and two or more pancakes.
I need to stop and pick up more toilet paper, I ate a full banger this morning and it’s ready to exit.
Lying to yourself and others about going to Moby Dick Brewery for “one” beer and proceeding to drink three beers minimum.
Someone: Dude I’m buzzed as fuck, I need to het home and sleep before work tomorrow. Someone: Moby For One? Someone: sure….
A non fitted sheet that goes over the fitted sheet and stays under the blanket.
The second sheet seems so frivolous, like, who cares if my genitals touch the comforter.
What are you scared? What’s wrong? Ain’t got no scrope?
A butthole
She had a thong shoved right up her shit shooter.
A fictional retail store, located in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.
I’m heading to Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More to see if Kyles got any Caca-Fakkas left in stock.