Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Squack one out

To jerk off until completion.

I was scrolling through insta at work and got so horny I had to squack one out in the shitter

by Ginger Snappah Head October 06, 2021

Bang

A meal consisting of either ground beef or ground turkey mixed with rice and chicken or beef broth. High in protein and carbs.

I gotta load up on bang tonight, I’m benchin 400 tomorrow.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 10, 2021

J.O.

To jerk off

You going out tonight? Nah Imma stay home and J.O. To some gay porn

by Ginger Snappah Head October 05, 2021

Cucktastic

Something that only a Cuck would find fantastic.

Yea man, he has to kiss the ground she walks on after every step, even if she steps in dogshit. He thinks her idea is cucktastic and he’s one step closer to sleeping with her.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 10, 2021

Schfonz

Penis, dick, cock or prick. A Massachusetts version of the word shvantz. First seen in the book: Put My Numbers On That

Look Jennings, I know you’re trying to stick your fucking schfonz up Emma’s shitter, but this is ridiculous.

by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

Soot

When referring to Cocaine in the book Put My Numbers On That

Kyle wanted to make a detour to pick up some soot

by Ginger Snappah Head July 13, 2022

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry

To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.

Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 06, 2021