A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cathy Mac is an absolute ripper. A total Milf, she’s popular with the kids. The “fun mum” as she likes to think of herself. She has a huge heart, and is oh so generous. Her farts are silent and violent, and her jokes are dirty and crude. She enjoys a bottle of wine or two on the couch in the afternoon, and snores like no ones watching. Her smile lights up a room, and she’s always smiling. Cathy Mac is a rare and beautiful, bogan soul and you will never encounter a creature like her.
“Hey Damo! Cathy Macs butt chuggin’ a keg at the Vesbar!”
A masculine female. A leader. A goddess among mortals. A descendant of Jesus Christ himself, the Ando Pando, also referred to as “Jen”, confidently struts around the block. She is outrageous and crude; her infamous stories perhaps divulge too much information. Yet, they are entertaining at the very least and life-altering at their best. Her sewing skills are that of a professional designer- her clothes are more exclusive and of better quality and character than Gucci - her floral print dresses with uneven hems make Givenche look like garbage. Her spirit animal is a wild tigress, and she follows suit in the bedroom. She has only one flaw, and only she knows what it is.
May you be blessed to encounter such a mesmerising circus anomaly as Ando Pando.
“Yo Ando Pando, chuck us a ciggy”