A fork of Rural Dictionary
to get alprazoslammed and have no recollection of events the following morning. A benzodiazepine induced state of amnesia usually by way of XANAX.
Me: Mattie, what'd you do last night?
Mattie: I don't remember anything after getting crunk. I've got alprazoslamnesia bro!
Me: That's a good Friday night!
To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!