A fork of Rural Dictionary
To block a person on a social media platform, usually in the blink of an eye.
“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.
“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
An expensive retail store where divorced stay-at-home moms, private school kids, cowgirls and women who are the youngest siblings in their families go to shop for jeans. Popular brands of jeans sold at Buckle include Big Star, Miss Me and Rock Revival. They even have a massive selection of flare jeans.
“I’m about to go to the Buckle and buy 4 pairs of Rock Revivals because they’re so cute and they make my booty look awesome!” - Stephanie
Feeling so excited, you’re getting an erection.
“I just asked Mandy to prom and she said yes!” - Chris
“Congrats! I’m excited for you! How do you feel right now?“ - Kyle
“I’m feeling boneriffic.” - Chris
An exclamation used in an ironic way to acknowledge a person’s thought or idea, when in reality, it is meaningless.
“Your hair looks so stupid! Your barber is such an asshole!” - Garrett
“Keep talking!” - Nate
The union between an abusive or dysfunctional married couple
“Why did Katie marry Louis? They don’t even love each other?” - Allison
“You’re right, they don’t! I don’t know how Louis reeled her into that scarriage. I’m also worried.” - Linda