Country Dictionary

Stanley is a town in County Durham filled with massive scruffs and chavs. The leader of the town is a man called Jake Richmond. His rules are that everyone aged 5+ must smoke 40 cigs a day and drink dark fruits in the local woods. Jake Richmond also has other traditions, such as stealing bikes, cars and blue WKD. Stanley is for the roughs, toughs and scruffs.

Never ever enter Stanley, it’s a shithole.

A male who is in love with their name. Often seeks enjoyment out of people calling him it.

My friend is Frank.

My friend is such a Frank.

A man beast, loves a good shag, parties like an animal.

Liam’s dad is such a gocker

A human man beast, loves a good shag and a party animal

Liam’s dad is gocker

A male who adores their name. Often seeks happiness from his friends calling his name.

My friend is Frank Dobson.

My Friend is such a Frank Dobson.