Country Dictionary

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Dinkleberg Syndrome

When you blame all your problems on one person/thing.

Person with Dinkleberg Syndrome: You're the source of all my problems! Doctor: I'm afraid you have a severe case of Dinkleberg Syndrome.

by Golden Inferno March 09, 2018

Gulbs

Not to be confused with Bulbs, gulbs is short for gullible.

Guy 1: I can't believe I fell for the "incisive dick" trick. Guy 2: Damn, you're gulbs.

by Golden Inferno September 20, 2017

No Reason Boner

Definition 1: An erection for no apparent reason. It can happen any time and anywhere. Super embarrasing. Definition 2: A song made by Ninja Sex Party in the album Nsfw.

1: Danny Sex Bang: I like coleslaw, but not that much! No reason boner. 2: Person 1: No Reason Boner is the story of my life.

by Golden Inferno August 01, 2017

Welcome to Mario Kart!

Similar to Mario Karted, where you go from first or second to a bottom spot in a stupid way. Based off the voice clip from Mario Kart 64.

Person 1: *gets knocked from first to last by a Blue Shell and an army of reds* FUUUUUUUUUUUUU Person 2: Welcome to Mario Kart!

by Golden Inferno February 17, 2018

Saxual content

Not to be confused with sexual content, Saxual content is a meme mostly on Youtube when a video has an absurdly good saxophone player.

reported for saxual content

by Golden Inferno June 01, 2019

Hello, I'm gay.

It's a way of telling a woman that's attracted to you but you hate to go the fuck away.

Woman: H-h-h-h-hello. My name is (insert name here) Man: Hello, I'm gay.

by Golden Inferno February 27, 2017

hit bedrock

When you've hit rock bottom. Minecraft reference because fortnite bad minecraft good.

"i've hit bedrock. don't think my life can get any lower" "oof"

by Golden Inferno August 13, 2019