A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are injured but can't feel it because you are so drunk.
I sprained my ankle I think, but it's fine I can walk I have a whiskey bandage.
When Jews trade passive aggressive insults during a Passover seder.
Ester: (to heavy set sister) "I assume you want seconds . . ." Sister: "No thanks it was a little dry" Elijah: "I'm not stopping at that house they're being too passover aggressive"
A vegan who will still eat crabs.
Let's go get crabs! Oh wait I forgot you're vegan. It's okay I'm a Maryland Vegan
A place where white people go to figure out what black people are talking about. Also known as the Blactionary.
1. Black friend: It's Saturday night . . . Turn Up!! White Guy: *thinking* Um, I guess that's a thing . . . I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary or 2. Black guy on vine: THOTs be like . . . yadda yadda yadda White guy: WTF is a "THOT"? I'll go to Urban Dictionary and see if this deserves a revine.
When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm. Similar to a whiskey bandage
Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt? Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.
When someone tries to correct someone else, but in fact the correction is wrong.
George: I like this champagne. Pete: Correction, it's actually just sparkling wine. It's only called champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France. George,: Actually that's an incorrection, because this sparkling wine IS from the Champagne region of France. So go fuck yourself Pete.
Make more friends who are minorities.
You live in a bubble you need to diversify your bonds. I'm being really intentional about diversifying my bonds this semester.