Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Ben Shapiro‘s wife

A doctor

Bro 1: Oh crud, I’m having a heart attack.
Bro two: hang in there buddy I’m going to call Ben Shapiro‘s wife

by GoodFlake July 28, 2021

Super Tokyo Man

The hero of Tokyo and defender of all things Japanese. If you are in Japan and danger is a comin’ have no fear for super Tokyo man is always near. Has the powers to fight crime and resurrect dead bodies.

Guy: do you think we should call the police.

girl: I think we should call Super Tokyo Man

by GoodFlake July 28, 2021

Comrade

The gender neutral version of sir or ma’am.

Welcome comrade.
Excuse me comrade.
Nice to meet you comrade (name$

by GoodFlake July 27, 2021

Delifening

When you roast someone so bad that their soul/life force exits their body. Metaphorically speaking.

The quiet kid just gave the bully a delifening.”
“Savage.”

by GoodFlake October 12, 2021

Make bananas fly

A totally family friendly thing to do with the hangman’s knot, that has nothing to do with KYS(never do that!) you can also stir a mixture or hang a picture.

I want to make bananas fly so I am going to learn how to tie a noose.
Never consider self abuse.
Suicide hotline bling: 1-800-273-8255

by GoodFlake July 30, 2021