Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Devils Porridge

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

by Gordon September 16, 2003

Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 02, 2016

manjuice

semen, jism, cum, spunk

Ellen loves to swallow my manjuice.

by gordon January 20, 2003

st. pierre bomb

when someone takes a dump and the foul odor overtakes the rooms adjacent to the bathroom, at which time the person who took the dump tries to blame the stench on an unrelated source. happens when the social setting does not allow others affected to flat-out ask if the person just took a nasty dump, such as when it was an old person or your bosses wife. Name derived from a pervasive dropper of said bomb.

son: "what is that smell!!!???"
sons fiance: "yes it is very stinky, like how do you say....ummmm...sewer?"
mom: "Yes, I know, I called the front desk and told them to send maintenance because there must be something wrong. Someone will be right up."
moms husband: "I don't smell anything"
maintenance man: "there is nothing wrong with the sewer. someone dropped a st. pierre bomb in here. it'll clear up in a couple hours."

by gordon April 14, 2005

skeeter

The best darn olympic team in Chadbourne Residential College.

Winning the Chadbourne Olympics was a big release for the Skeeters

by Gordon October 15, 2004

crazy hotel room sex

hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)

by gordon April 30, 2003

you know how i roll

The way you are or the path you choose

you know how i roll - you know thats what i do

by Gordon June 15, 2006