Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hoe

The greatest hoe ever hitler

“Wow look at that hoe
“It’s hitter yeahhhhh

by Grandma Toots July 13, 2019

Trumble

an ugly ass white bitch that'll fuck up your life if you encounter one immediately call 911 and jump out the nearest window if your on ground level then grab the nearest weapon and go to town and start the trumble rumble

Wafflemaker: oh shit who is that bitch?!
Shit nuts:oh man... its a... trumble... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND JUMP OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WINDOW!!!

by Grandma Toots July 13, 2019

Octopus

A creature with a head and eight dicks used to massage the vagina

Brenden: “Dang motherfucker that creature has eight dicks!”

David: “Oh that’s just an octopus

by Grandma Toots April 28, 2019