A fork of Rural Dictionary
When she claims shes pregnant just to get some “abortion money” you’ve been babybumped
Hey did you hear that bitch Mark “Knocked up” was fuckin lying about it the whole time. He got babybumped big time. And he paid for the fake abortion
When a coworker is an essential employee and very beautiful.
My secretary is an essentuous woman.
Boy who talks like a man yet who’s balls have not yet dropped
Dont listen to that little Scrunt he’s never even been with a woman yet. Let alone have his balls drop