A fork of Rural Dictionary
Newhaven is known as the unwiped shit-covered arse of East Sussex, boasting the highest crime rates, a huge booming tourism sector (homeless people mostly), with high-end restaurants such as McDonalds and KFC, and lets not forget the world-famous industrial estate which, lets be real here, nobody gives a shit about and is a front for a drug and prostitution ring. Living in Newhaven automatically qualifies you for government disability benefits, and there are conspiracies that it’s a secret government testing site whereby they explore the effects of adding poison to the water of the population. There is absolutely no reason to visit this dump unless you’re Louie Theroux making a documentary about the biggest shitholes on Earth, alongside Iraq, Afghanistan, a concentration camp and a Thai prison.
Newhaven is known as the unwiped shit-covered arse of East Sussex, boasting the highest crime rates, a huge booming tourism sector (homeless people mostly), with high-end restaurants such as McDonalds and KFC, and lets not forget the world-famous industrial estate which, lets be real here, nobody gives a shit about and is a front for a drug and prostitution ring. Living in Newhaven automatically qualifies you for government disability benefits, and there are conspiracies that it’s a secret government testing site whereby they explore the effects of adding poison to the water of the population. There is absolutely no reason to visit this dump unless you’re Louie Theroux making a documentary about the biggest shitholes on Earth, alongside Iraq, Afghanistan, a concentration camp and a Thai prison.