A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another, more offense term to describe a man's nutsack. The roundish, droopy skin holding two semen engines.
Brett: Saw you leave the bar with big booty Julie. Heard she gives great bj's how was it? Sean: It was great man. She serviced the shaft AND the meatbag.
When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.
Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica? Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips. Jackson: gross.
An extremely offensive term used to degrade some one other than yourself. Similar to "you're cool," You're sweet is intended to irritate and provoke the recipient with obvious sarcasm.
Bob: Hey Chuck, sorry but I just drank all of your beer. (This irritates Chuck) Chuck: You're sweet bro, you're sweet. You're cool sweet cool irritate provoke
A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.
Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night? Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard. Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....
Another, more pleasing term for a handjob. Term was made famous by the Starbucks on Idiocracy - where people could get hot lattes instead of coffee.
Joe: Hey man, did you give Rosy the meatbag last night? Sean: Na, she was on some high school shit and gave me a hot latte - no lotion. Joe: Shitty.
Fourth and goal describes a situation in which a sexually aroused male is on the verge of bagging a female from the bar (or other social establishment), but the establishment is closing very soon. This "make it or break it moment" can be characterized by high levels of anxiety and urgency. The male must act quickly to seal the deal before the clock runs out or risk going home alone to wank it.
Jeff: "Hey did you see Sean before we left the bar last night? Greg: "Yeah, he was at fourth and goal with some skeezer right before the bar closed. I'm guessing he took her home to talk business." Jeff: "Word."