Country Dictionary

\ ˈflȯi-dē-ən ˈfa-lə-sē \ (noun)

The erroneous belief that a single video of police brutality proves systemic racism.

Angry Anjem: "The George Floyd video PROVES Amerikkka is racist!"
Rational Raheem: "Everyone agrees it was appalling. But remember in 2019 the police shot 9 unarmed blacks as well as 19 unarmed whites."
Floydian Fallacy

\ ˈrā-ˌsi-zəm əv t͟hə ˈgaps \ (noun)

The reflexive attribution of differences in outcomes between demographic groups to racism.

Albertu: "Why are so many Chinese-Americans admitted to top schools at the expense of other groups?"
Pardsnipper: "Racism!"
Albertu: "Hahahahahaha. No."
(Racism of the Gaps)

\ ˈjəssē \ (verb)

To perpetrate a patently ludicrous hoax for the purpose of race-baiting.

Fatiha claimed three white guys urinated on her mother in broad daylight because they didn’t like her Niqab. She jussied all over Twitter.

\ ˈbə-bə ˈwä-ləs \ (noun)

A swiftly debunked hoax. (Cf. Jussie)

Driver, Monday: "A white supremacist put a noose in my garage!"
FBI, Tuesday: "The noose has been there since 2019 - an obvious Bubbawallace."

McInsight

\ mək-in-ˌsīt \ (noun)

Sociocultural observation formulated by a person of Celtic heritage.

Gavin McInsight: "When I saw my friend from Beijing eating hot sweetcorn to quench his thirst... that's when I realized... 'we're different.'"

/ˌfloidēən ˈslip/ (noun)

the inadvertent citing of real statistics that contradicts an orthodox, usually Progressive, narrative promoted by mainstream media and academia.

Prof. Tariq: "George Floyd's murder proves beyond doubt systemic anti-black racism in Amerikkka."
Prof. Gad: "The National Crime Victimization Study 2019 suggests otherwise, my learned friend."
Prof. Tariq: "WTF you say?"
Prof. Gad: "My apologies - a Floydian Slip."

\ is-ˈläm ōˈrē-ə-ˌli-zəm \ (noun)

The belief that Islam should be subject to the same standard of scholarly and rational critique as every other religion.

- "Sam Harris says the Holy Quran was written by a man - that's Islamophobia."
- "Nope - that's Islamorealism."