A fork of Rural Dictionary
The equivalent of "mushroom stamping", reserved for those men who have not been circumcised. It involves slapping a person with the penis hard enough to leave an imprint on the recipient's body. If the person was circumcised, it would leave a mushroom shaped imprint. If not, a lizard tail. Hence the name- Lizard Whip
While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.
A form of road rage used to dispatch justice on a left lane loser. After passing them in a concise manner, get back in front of them and spray them with windshield washer fluid. This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.
The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!
The scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select Democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. This weapon, mis-identified as an "assault" rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of. It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States. A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!
A covert way to tell a person to screw them self, or a way to insinuate that a man is literally screwing them self. 270 is the angle of the penis necessary to perform such maneuver, hence the brief and scientifically perfect synonym for an otherwise vulgar gesture. It is also a great way to respond to a person who is bragging about them self.
1. Oh really, did you do that with our without your 270 in action? 2. Really buddy, just go 270 in your room and get it over with. We already know. 3. Hey pal, go 270 yourself. Dry.
A small island off the coast of Florida. It is the largest, and the closest to the mainland. The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver. Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
You’re going to Key Largo? Why?
Three ones: Someone who doesn’t give one fuck about: 1. Their family, especially their children. 2. Their friends. 3. Their responsibilities. Pretty much a walking shitbag, usually fueled by heavy drinking, illicit drug use, and inherent stupidity.
I have so many bills, and my kid needs me.... oh look, a big ball of crack!! 111, bitches!