A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.
Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room
The yearly marking of the date you first saw your wife's poon.
What are the ass beads and rubber fist for? Don't tell me you forgot our pooniversary?!?
The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina but then instead of inserting only one finger into the anus you insert two. Live long and prosper my friends!
The last thing she heard before I gave her a Mr Spock was live long and prosper my friends!
Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately
A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.
Sorry to hear about the DouBLe LaWLee diagnosis. What are you doing later tonight.
Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.
Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?