A fork of Rural Dictionary
To jerk off/ masturbate. Can be used for both males and females.
What are you doing over there? Goinking off?
The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.
Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.
Someone who goes to a friends house and leaves their garbage all over and leaves the mess for their host to clean up.
Mike is such a trash buccaneer, he left pop cans all over my house and I had to clean it up.