Country Dictionary

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Dagnham Handshake

A difficult manuover whereby a gentleman places his pinky up a lady's BRONZE EYE, the middle 3 fingers within the FANJITA and the thumb rests lightly on the DEVIL'S DOORBELL. A Dagnham Handshake is easier from behind, though adepts in the handshake can perform it from up front whilst gazing romanticly at the lady's HEADLAMPS.

by Gringo June 04, 2003

heaumeau

Alternate spelling for "homo". A benign reference to homosexuality serving as a playful insult amongst friends. However, it can be used in serious argument.

LSU fans are a bunch of heaumeaus.

by gringo March 08, 2005