Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

pants

Something that gets in the way when your ready to do the bone dance.

Also.. a stupid word reffering to a "pair of pants", which makes no sense because its only one pant, yet nobody says "i bought a sweet pant yesterday", so it doesnt work that way.

I was tryin to fuck this bitch when i was drunk, but then i noticed my pants were in the way >.<!

by Habeeb June 27, 2006

Bone Dance

The act of making sex, having sex, or getting down and dirty.

Yea, we got home last night n' did the bone dance.

by Habeeb June 27, 2006

Angry Rhinoceros

A sexual term, closely related to the angry unicorn.

It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.

My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.

by Habeeb August 29, 2007

thugery

Adj. Describes anything pertaining to a thug existence. Created completely on accident, and generaly used when talking about the Grand Theft Auto video game series.

Peep1: "Damn I just popped some caps in dem fools asses in GTA San Andreas fo' sho'!!1"
Peep2: "Wow, thats some hardcore thugery right there man..."

by Habeeb December 22, 2006

ass bunnies

Little clumps of hair and fecal matter that reside in your rectal regions.

"Damn it, who left ass bunnies on the toilet seat?"

by Habeeb March 23, 2008

Niggarig

To assemble or fix something using very crude manners.
Stems from the words 'Nigga' and 'rig'.
'Nigga' representing one who is most likely black and lives in the ghetto, although not used racistly in this definition.
'Rig' representing how you fixed something (i rigged that up good.)

Niggarig is a very versatile word.

it can also mean something that has been assembled using crude or ghetto techniques.
for example:

To assemble a television antenna using only aluminum foil and tooth picks.

To fix a broken video game controller by duct taping it.

To apply super glue to a broken drinking glass.

used as verb or noun. Perhaps used as an adjective or pronoun if you can figure that one out (the author of this is not an english major).

"I niggarigged my computer to make it work last night"

"Man, that car is a complete niggarig."

"God damn Aaron, Yo bike is strait up niggarigged."

by Habeeb May 05, 2006

pudding sick

That kind of feeling you get after eating a little too much pudding.

Gee Garrett, that massive bowl of pudding made me pretty pudding sick.

by Habeeb January 31, 2008