A fork of Rural Dictionary
The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.
Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
A common mispronunciation of the word "especially"
I like eating mayonaisse right out of the jar; expecially on a hot summer day"
Obligatorily having to take a break from CoD to satisfy your woman.
"Sorry fellas; the wench needs some schlong. It's the Call of Booty-gotta go"
An unnecessary mispronunciation of the word "regardless".
Guy 1: "Irregardless of what people think"... Guy 2: (after punching Guy 1 in the face) "Say irregardless again! Say it!"
Something Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella for.
Guy 1: Why you got thatumbrella? Snoop: Fo Drizzle!!!!