Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Willhelming

An orgasm so excruciating that you scream in agony.

John was Willhelming when nutting.

by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025

Blackmex

To record the person you're having sex with without them knowing, usually to use as blackmail

I had to use the blackmex method so I could pay my rent.

by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025

Trikking

To put a hiking stick up someones anus and have oral sex with them

I was trikking with my main hoe last night.

by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025

Give and Go

going tip-to-tip with another man, ejaculating, and balancing the cum in the urethra and finishing by having the person who originally nutted swallow it

John and I did a Give and Go

by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025

Rednecking

To play with someones pubic hair like a banjo

I was Rednecking with Jacob yesterday.

by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025

Hell's Invasion

To pour chili oil into all of someones body cavities and lick it out of each one

I had to do the Hell's Invasion method on her.

by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025

Crunping

To masturbate while on a stepladder into someone's mouth, commonly whilst having a vice grip on your penis tight enough to rip skin off

Dave crunped his girlfriend Dave was crunping his girlfriend last night.

by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025