A fork of Rural Dictionary
The result of failed internal policy resulting in a profoundly unintelligent populace.
"Betsy DeVos is the president of the Educatuon system. I think. Maybe."
The crusty flakes that fall off an unwashed taint.
That hooker hadn't washed in at least a week, there's ballpark nachos all over my sheets.
The act of sitting down on the toilet with both the seat and the lid raised, usually accidentally, so one's posterior contacts the cold porcelain bowl.
It was dark in my bathroom, and I accidentally dweeloed