A fork of Rural Dictionary
Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.
Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"
Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.
Big furry fuzzy kittens ( or big furry fuzzy kittens with claws) is a phrase said when someone is more then mad. If they say big furry fuzzy kittens with claws, then they are beyond mad and are so upset they have blacked out.
Person 1- telling story or comment making other person mad.
Person 2- you keep it up, I'm going to have Big furry fuzzy kittens with claws.
Person 1- I'm sorry to upset you, then.
The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
Person 1- Are you serious????
Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!
Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.
Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!
Thanks, one way! Is a statement or response to one person that only thinks of themselves.
Person 1- I just took the last piece of pizza.
Person 2- Thanks, one way!
Ovarian fortitude is the same principal as testicular or intestinal fortitude. Ovarian fortitude is the female equivalent of a women or someone who identify as a woman, having the ability to be strong mentally or physically.
Sally-I can’t teach another women to have ovarian fortitude and go out and be a strong independent women.
chewcatka Is a nickname for your cat that chews on everything. It can be their unofficial Thundercat name
Cat owner-chewcatka!!!! Stop eating the plastic bag. Keep it up I’ll send you back to your Thundercat family!!!