A fork of Rural Dictionary
A poorly chosen name for an underground rave happening in Colorado Springs 2/20/21
Raver #1: What's poppin', you pie-eating toolbag? You going to Kilp E-Pull tonight?
Raver #2: Hell yeah I'm going to Kilp E-Pull! What do I look like, a lumpy sack of cabbage?
Eavesdropper: No! Why? Murder's hella impolite, you pinko-commie douche-canoes!
Raver #1: Get in the know, you idiotic ass box.
Raver #2: Yeah! Check out Hard-Pressed's Facebook page and get with it, you white trash rectum goblin!
To crash, wreck, or otherwise ruin a car's engine simply by being in said car.
Amber: My boyfriend totally Jrushed my car. Now I have to take the bus with a bunch of stinky people.
Onomatopoeia for a quick, loud and dry fart.
Timmons: BURNT! Put that in your book!
The Farting Preacher: You have to press on, you have to go on, starting is great, proverbs says, but finishing is better! BURNT!
Drew Carey: Scissors, POOT! letter openers, POOT! staplers BURNT! don't run with any of them.