A fork of Rural Dictionary
As real as a doughnut. Ass so nice, cant help but write songs about it. A dime +99. Always leaves a light on for chemistry. Doesn’t know how to fail (Armageddon style). The Bonanza Commander. A passionately curious paradoxical firestorm with pyrogenic lightning.
New Dude: I met Cyrena last night, she is an exciting and sexy lady.
Friend: Yes, I love Cyrena, we always set the neighborhood on fire!