Country Dictionary

Bangkok whistle

A ladyboys penis

Hey jade, check out that chick in her beautiful dress.
Ah Karen, that’s not a chick, I can see her Bangkok whistle!!

Bangkok whistle

A lady boys penis

Hey jade I love that lady’s dress...
Karen, that’s not a lady, can’t you see her Bangkok whistle??

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

Mud run

The walk of shame through a camping ground to empty your mud luggage (see definition) in the dump point.

Faye: Hey Ken?
Ken: Yes Faye?
Faye: The caravan toilet is full, you need to do a mud run.
Ken: Fuck!!