A fork of Rural Dictionary
The truth is... water is indeed wet. If it can get things wet, it itself would be wet. Even if "wet is just a description of our experience of water", why can't water be described as wet?
Dumbass: Water is not wet Average guy: Are you fucking stupid? Water is wet.
When you just want to say something for no goddamn reason, or are uncontrollably emotional. Just try saying it, you'll feel better.
George: Did you hear about how your girl was cheating on you? Alan: DEWBUHG NJKL!
(In Southern U.S. slang) Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.
Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!