Country Dictionary

one of the most overrated films of all time. in fact the scene with laya and jabba the hut gave me an inny and cancer in my ovaries and vas deferens.

star wars sucks fat hairy cock

Little skanks that walk around thinking they look good trying to tease older men that can't get anyone their own age. Usually LIE about their age.

baby-momma-to-be, slut

a person who despises mcdonalds and its influence on western society yet remains a hypocrite, a contributer to the problem

we are all united as sons and daughters of mac. we are all mcwankers at heart

When a person large amounts of weed and or shrooms

Shit bitch, yo momma cawgined my shit like a turtle on crack

an abrigged version of the word masterbation.

i plan to sturby at least 7 times today

masterbation for people whose penis is so small they have to use tweezers.

perry eggman is a tweezerbater.

the term used to desribe an inversion of the penis due to an extremley sexually unnattractive stimulus.

marlon brando gave me an inny