A fork of Rural Dictionary
To become a man; to become more masculine in a phyiscal and sexual sense.
"He is cute but i am waiting for him to manulate"
The kind of cheap bottled wine that is only good for getting drunk. A portmanteau of smashed and Passion Pop - the cheap sparkling wine. Can also be used in an verb or abjective form, when describing the activity of drinking smashenpop or the feeling obtained from smashenpop.
Mmm, Friday night and it's the right time for some smashenpop! *giggle*, I'm feeling so smashenpopped. Why don't we flog a bottle of champers and do some smashenpopping on the way to the party?
The behaviour of smokers at a predominantly non-smoking social event, who leave from time to time to have a smoke.
"You're going outside again? You're so antismotial!" "Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."
Where your clothes go when you're too lazy, or too preoccupied to put them away properly.
Eh, I can't even get to my bed because my flordrobe is so full. We were so drunk and horny last night that I couldn't find where I put my underwear in the flordrobe.
A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so. Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.
Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today. That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!