A fork of Rural Dictionary
Certain species of Seal are naturally resistant to training by humans. This is due to their wild, savage nature. However, with some patience and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be trained. A human seal trainer is said to have "broken the seal" when the Seal correctly fetches a chilled beverage, such as a Moslon Golden or perhaps a delicious Molson Dry from the polar ice, in exchange for a handful of anchovies. Anchovies are delicious.
Carlsson: Ya hey der, Ole! Ole: Hey der! Carlsson: Say den, it looks like you've finally done break the seal den der! Ole: Oh, ya! He'll only retrieve for me a light beer though. I think he's trying to tell me I'm too fat! Carlsson: Well heck der, Ole! You did have the double helpin' of Martha's lutefisk and potatoes, ya know! Ole: Ya.