Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bimbo

A frivolous trumpet player whose best trait is making phony door slips and has a peculiar incapability of renting minivans. This person also is completely sleep deprived and often falls asleep amidst the height of social gatherings. He is also an absolute food slut and will do anything needed to acquire food; a glutton.

'Hey have you seen a bimbo around these parts?'

'Yeah, that bimbo is in the stolen concert hall which he acquired through a phony door slip; he is viciously consuming the food that the bimbress bought after he just woke from his nap and food spontaneously appeared before his head.'

by Hermantown April 18, 2019

Sack o’ beans

Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.

‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’

‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’

by Hermantown August 24, 2018

cool talk

(Also spelled Kool Talk) When a stail man has his mouth full of food or beverage and speaks. Especially in the company of others. (Only applicable to a rancid vermin)

Hey, look! That vermin is doing the cool talk again! What a rancid man

by Hermantown August 22, 2018

Beeman

The original stail fat man who drinks beer (alt. spell: behr) and eats snacks all day. A rancid vermin

Look! It’s that man!! What’s his name?
I think it’s Beeman!
What a legend. Let’s get a photo with that rancid sack o’ beans

by Hermantown August 22, 2018

Accelerated Darwinism

The act of speeding up natural evolution through selective breeding and careful genetic manipulation; see eugenics.

"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."

by Hermantown July 08, 2021

Vermin

An annoying fat man typically with a massive & hairy beer gut. A form of name calling and degradation. Also, a worthless man who didn’t go to college. (And is also fat w/ hernias)

Wow. That man is such a vermin. He is so fat.

by Hermantown August 23, 2018