A fork of Rural Dictionary
A frivolous trumpet player whose best trait is making phony door slips and has a peculiar incapability of renting minivans. This person also is completely sleep deprived and often falls asleep amidst the height of social gatherings. He is also an absolute food slut and will do anything needed to acquire food; a glutton.
'Hey have you seen a bimbo around these parts?'
'Yeah, that bimbo is in the stolen concert hall which he acquired through a phony door slip; he is viciously consuming the food that the bimbress bought after he just woke from his nap and food spontaneously appeared before his head.'
Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.
‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’
‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’
The original stail fat man who drinks beer (alt. spell: behr) and eats snacks all day. A rancid vermin
Look! It’s that man!! What’s his name?
I think it’s Beeman!
What a legend. Let’s get a photo with that rancid sack o’ beans
The act of speeding up natural evolution through selective breeding and careful genetic manipulation; see eugenics.
"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."
An annoying fat man typically with a massive & hairy beer gut. A form of name calling and degradation. Also, a worthless man who didn’t go to college. (And is also fat w/ hernias)
Wow. That man is such a vermin. He is so fat.