A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dude did u see axl rose tackle that dude ln because they took a pic of gnr at a gig?
Yeah dude, what a douche
Mobility scooter capital of the world.
I drove down to Welland the other day for a two-four of Ol Vienna and got cut off by some asshole on a scooter
A truly badass truck made from 1983-2011 and 2018-current. A fucking good quarter ton with plenty of room. Just don't think your getting too many bells and whistles tho. In Canada these are known as f whoppers and really are good.
One bad thing: once people know you have one there goes your weekends.
P.s: if you want to haul beer kegs illegally, this is your best shot. Throw those fuckers in sideways and throw a tarp over and your fine.
Hey, can I borrow your ford ranger to haul some beer kegs and possibly ass?
Count me in!
Auger rodeo: a well celebrated sport everywhere in Canada and also Nebraska where bored as fuck ice fisherman sit on top of ice augers and go full throttle, last one on wins bragging rights and a keg of bud.
Dude, what the fuck are those two dudes doing on the ice?
jackass that's an auger rodeo in progress, up in welland that shits bigger than hockey
A high school in the oh so shit town of port colbrne, Ontario. I sware that there is not one person there who doesn't do weed, hence the name pot high.
"Hey man, did you hear about the pot high bust that happened Friday?"
"Isn't there one every fucking day?"