Country Dictionary

Sit Dick

When you sit down and your jeans bulge to give you a giant-looking dick

Becky wouldn't stop staring at my junk when I was sitting but it was actually just my jeans giving me a sit dick

Darth Vadering

When you're nose is clogged so you have to breathe onto the guy's dick while giving head, resulting in the signature Darth Vader sound

My girl said she wasn't getting sick but she was Darth Vadering the entire time she was sucking on my dick