Country Dictionary

Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day

Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland. It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey

Och, am on me way to jockland

Extremely wet. Usually of the female genetallia area. Commonly used in the Doncaster area of Yorkshire

Ooooh, I wer laying in bed last night and a wer havin a right mucky dream. When I wok up me chuff wer that wet me drawers wer sodden

Yorkshire term for “get it”. Used mostly by the common folk of Doncaster

“Pass us the switcher our Simon” “Frig off Jane” “Sod off, al gerrit me friggin sen”

Lighter Yorkshire phrase for “fucking hell”. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area

Ooooh friggin’ ‘ell, av left me ‘at int ‘ouse

Yorkshire term for female masturbation. Commonly used in the Doncaster area. Verb: to frig

Ooooh fuckin ell mate. I wer laying in me bed last night friggin me sen off thinkin about that fit lad a met int pub

Yorkshire term for female masturbation. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area

Oooooh, I wer layin in me bed last night and a wer friggin me sen off