A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you sneak into the bathroom to watch porn and yank one out.
I’m gona take a shit (aka yanktank) before breakfast .
When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.
He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .
When you put your hand down your pants and feel your balls then pull your hand out and sniff it.
I took a willywiff before I stopped at Becky’s.
When you go to slap someone’s asscheek and miss and it makes the missed slap sound.
I got the worst slipslap from your uncle Ralph.
Extensive over growth of pubic hair on a woman’s Who-Ha.
I was taken back by Cindy’s pluff, but I did her anyway.