Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

chickenkisser

Homosexual male. One who prefers to perform oral sex on a man.

If I was a bettin' man, I'd bet 50 million that Richard Simmons is a chickenkisser.

by Howard Alan S. November 14, 2010

Button Boy

noun - A man who chooses to sit when he pees. A homosexual male. Queenbait. There are jeans that are actually designed for these men. They have a button fly, hence the term "Button Boy".

-"I hear Ryan Seacrest only wears button fly jeans." -"Yeah, he's a Button Boy. You didn't know?"

by Howard Alan S. March 03, 2011

skidge

(Noun) - Ugly, stinky, bitch.

Dude, I wouldn't fuck her. She's a skidge!

by Howard Alan S. June 09, 2006

Geet

(Noun) - Faggot. Short for Fageet. Homo. Shitbreath. Pickle twister.

I saw Richard Simmons on the David Letterman show last night. Jesus, that dude is a geet.

by Howard Alan S. June 09, 2006

turd burp

Noun - A fart. To expell gas from one's anus.

Your wife's turd burps are fuckin' nasty!

by Howard Alan S. September 25, 2006

Quinch

A gay man who has never experienced a woman, not even once. A pure bred homosexual.

Tom Brady is a quinch. Gisele is his beard. All of his kids are really fathered by Marky Mark Wahlberg including the one with Bridget Moynahan.

by Howard Alan S. January 12, 2014

elaphagina

A big, stinky, hairy, vagina. A fat woman's cooch.

"I'd bet 50 bucks that Star Jones has an elaphagina."

by Howard Alan S. September 20, 2005