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A diaper

Mum : the baby pooed itself again. can you change the it’s nappy, it’s crying is giving me a headache.
You : okay

If it exists, it can play bad apple

Dude 1 : did you see that vid of someone playing Bad Apple on a calculator?
Dude 2: nah I saw it on a slice of volume
Dude 3 : it was on a flip book!
Dude 4 : I saw it on a pregnancy test
Dude 5 : literally rule 86: if exists it, can play bad apple

Emergency food

Person 1 : hey ya know Paimon? That floating thing from Genshin Impact?
Person 2 : oh you mean the emergency food 😛 /j

"alwayswithhan" is the among us imposter alpha 👿👿👿😈

alwayswithhan Is the alpha baka

Paimon.

Paimon is such delicious emergency food 🤤

A vagina

Man1 : broo I liked her wonana completely clean last night, she tasted amazing
Man2 : wow good for you bro

A nsfw AlbedoxReader fanfic

Person 1 : bro.. I just read that one albedo fanfic….
Person 2 : same, I’ll never see cryo slimes the same again