A fork of Rural Dictionary
something i regrettably found out about early 2015 when trying to find a location in PINECREST, but i missed the "r." why god...
Me on Discord with my homies Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest *unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn* Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow... pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show
When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf! Jerry: And how did that turn out Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
poop tacos = tacos de caca
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Basically a cheap copy of mafia that somehow got popularized in 2020 although the game has been around since 2017 or something. Like 99% of the world plays it ironically. This game basically is subtle proof as to why the US needs electoral college to choose candidates and why popular vote is flawed and dangerous
Me: Who's the imposter? Friend: I think its Red Rando: Red Rando 2: Red Red: is no me Literally everyone: Rebd Friend that died from Cyan: Among us is such a corrupt game
The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.
Kid- Its Randy. Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter. Kid- His armies will fucking kill you. Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.
I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.
a gumjob that makes you cum in 12 seconds that involves gagging
the local crackhead gave me a gucky the other night. thats $20 thrown out the garbage...