Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

whoasked

I did. And it doesn't matter anyway.

"You're annoying."

"whoasked"

by I Lost My Brain April 09, 2022

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzzxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiopplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq

I literally just typed qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and then qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and finally plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq so yeah. Also if you type this then you should go get a life because I don't know how you could ever do this. You probably are supposed to be doing something so go do it.

"I literally don't have a brain so I typed qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzzxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiopplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq."

"Dang that's tough."

by I Lost My Brain April 09, 2022

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosissisoinoconaclovociliscipocsorcimartluonomuenp

You are so bored that you searched up what the longest word in the dictionary was and then typed it forward and backward. You should probably go into world championship typing because I have no idea how you spelled pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis backward. I, however, just searched up 'text reverser' and pasted the longest word in there.

A pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosissisoinoconaclovociliscipocsorcimartluonomuenp is a person who should probably be doing their schoolwork but instead is doing the exact opposite. They just searched up what the longest word was and then proceeded to type it forwards and then backward and they are probably going to try to pronounce taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu or something.

Person 1: "What are your hobbies?"

Person 2: "..."

Person 1: "Hello?"

Person 2: "..."

Person 1: "Are you okay? Should I go call a doctor?"

Person 2: "No, but please get me therapy. I just typed pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosissisoinoconaclovociliscipocsorcimartluonomuenp."

Person 1: "Wow. Yeah. I'm gonna call both."

by I Lost My Brain April 09, 2022

running

What you need to be doing right now.

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"Yes."

"Then you should go catch it."

by I Lost My Brain April 12, 2022