A fork of Rural Dictionary
Basically just an ear dildo... I don't even know, I just inhaled Splenda through my nose and it burns like shit... What is life, honestly?
Human Being: *Cleans out ears with Q-tip remaining ignorant to the fact that cleaning your ears with a Q-tip actually just pushes the ear wax back and not cleans it* OR: Me: *Opens bag of Splenda* Splenda: *Sprays wildly in the air* Me: *Breathes* Splenda: *Flies directly into my nose* Me: *rolls around on the ground in pain* Salesman: Here's a Q-TIP, good for every occasion! For cleaning your ears, makeup, keyboards, and much MUCH more! Me: Q-tips aren't used for cleaning Splenda out of your nose Salesman: Excuse me, let me do my job! Me: Excuse me, do it right!