A fork of Rural Dictionary
Great Value version of SpongeBob
We don’t have SpongeBob, but we do have Spunch Bop.
When some kid with fat fingers tries to type “mother.”
Aiden: Yeah maybe
Cayden: I gotta ask my morher
Aiden: Your what?
“I need a noose.”
“What you need is a good friend you can talk to.”
When you get really butthurt over something incredibly stupid
“Johnathan got butthurt over a pillow fight.”
“He seems really pissfucked.”
The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade
“Shit fuck ass bitch.”
*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*
A very funny store name that is for a store next to a dam. Not overused in the slightest
“I’m going to the dam store.”
“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”