A fork of Rural Dictionary
An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity? Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
A very simple explanation
Person 1: why can’t we just print more money? Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(
When qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnm wasn’t enough so you do it again in reverse
Steve: bro what are you doing John: I’m just typing random things into google to see what happens, look! Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Steve: like this? qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzzxcvbnmlkjhgfdsaasdfghjklpoiuytrewqqwertyuiop John: DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves
John: that’s why you look like a pineapple Joe: that’s why you get no bitches Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect
My dad Best baseball player ever
Yo look it’s Byron Buxton! Dang he’s good at baseball