A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be utterly, and royally screwed by an incompetent co-worker.
Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.
"Who am I working with this morning?"
-Mary.
"Oh man, I have been WIFFENATED!"
An incompetant co-worker who believes that Non-Fat Milk is Soy milk, and her "favorite". She believes that Orange Mango Naked Juices come in the Green, Super C packaging for the heck of it, and practically is the definition of a Joan Clever housewife who thought getting a job was "Fun".
She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.
You've been Wiffed is a common statement.
The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.
"Would you like a desert?"
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"
"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.
UGH!